Nothing Says “I Love You” Like A Cockroach [VIDEO]

If you are looking for that unique gift for your Valentine this year, well look no further! The Bronx Zoo in New York will name one of their 56,000 Hissing Cockroaches after your sweetheart. To sweeten the deal, you can even get a coca-roach to give your Valentine. Just the ticket for ending that never ending relationship.

For just $10 you can have the honor of naming one of their 56,000 love bugs after your love bug. For $25, you can even name a cockroach couple after you and your sweetheart. Any donation of $15 or more will score you a hand-painted artisanal chocolate roach. Proceeds benefit the Wildlife Conservation Society and its five parks in New York City.

So, if you thought the whole naming of a star was too hokey, this might be just the thing! Show your loved one that your love will live on even after a nuclear blast with this special gift, then watch her walk the fuck out. Click here to get started.

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