It was big news this week when word hit the street that President Barack Obama was a follower of Celebrity Sideboob on Twitter. Why the big surprise? Maybe he's a Muslim. Maybe he's a Socialist. Maybe he doesn't have a birth certificate. But I think it's safe to assume that he does have a penis. And most men with a penis LOVE some side breasts. Or boob of any kind, for that matter. That's why I took it upon myself to share with you some of the photos that your Chief Executive likes to see pop up on his twitter...page.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON

PAMELA ANDERSON

MICHELLE BRANCH

MARIAH CAREY

JESSICA BIEL

JENNIFER LOPEZ

JENNIFER CONNELY

HEIDI KLUM

HALLE BERRY

BROOK BURKE