We might as well face it: as much as we HATE Miley Cyrus and find her annoying, I think all of us would nail her. Wait, she is 18 right? (Checks Wikipedia.) Yeah, she's 19, so we're cool. So whether you like her or not, at the very least you'd probably hate eff her. But there is a difference between wanting sexual relations with the girl and getting her tattooed on your body.

Meet MileyCyrusCarlx, he's Miley Cyrus' number one fan and he is creepy as hell. Why would a man do this to himself? I have no earthly idea. All I know is this guy is NEVER getting laid again. Unless you count prison rape.