Pornstar and former Charlie Sheen Goddess Bree Olson use to make a living starring in our favorite pornos. Well, since Olson decided to retire, she's taking her...unique skill set to the Music Industry, and all I can say is god help us all.

Her new single "Holywood Douchebag" may quite possibly be THE worst song I've ever heard in my life. And that is saying a lot because I've lived through Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, Lindsay Lohan, and Saving Abel.

I could literally rag on this horrible, atrocity of a song (which probably should be counted as an act of terrorism or at the very least a crime against humanity) but I'm just going to let you check it out for your self....

The second time through it's really not THAT bad....if you have the volume muted.