If Santa's sleigh breaks down, he will have an alternate mode of transportation.

Here's a man in a kilt-sporting Santa Claus suit playing a set of flaming bagpipes while doing circles on a unicycle in the snow. Now we know how jolly Saint Nick kicks back and relaxes when the stress of the season starts to get to him.

Sadly, this doesn't appear to be the real Kris Kringle, unless of course he does his pre-Christmas work in Portland, Ore. Maybe it's time to outsource from the North Pole to the Pacific Northwest. Wow -- Donald Trump really is bringing jobs to the U.S.

If this was the real Santa, you just know his elves would be complaining about him while they looked through their workshop window. They'd be all like, "We do all the work and he gets all the glory, even though he goofs off like Tommy Boy." Elves are no different than other working stiffs. You just know they whine about their boss, too.