So we've got good news and bad news here. The good news: If you ever find your way up into space, and ever find someone up there who wants to make the zero gravity beast with two backs with you, you can totally go for it. Everything works up there.

The bad news? If you do conceive a child, it's gonna cause some problems for them.

Researchers at Mount Saint Vincent University in Halifax, Canada tested zero-gravity reproduction using zebrafish inside of a special bioreactor. And they found that, in almost every case, the fish that were born had serious, debilitating, and usually fatal mental and physical deficiencies.

Could this explain the origins of Courtney Love?