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Drunks Playing Wal-Mart Bumpercars [PHOTO]
So I frequently go to People Of Wal-Mart and take a moment to savor the fact that #1) I am not on there and #2) I don't see any of my family on there. I also like to go there, as it makes me feel better about myself.
Now I go there today and what do I see...