Obama Likes Peripheral Hooters. So Do We! [PHOTOS]
It was big news this week when word hit the street that President Barack Obama was a follower of Celebrity Sideboob on Twitter. Why the big surprise? Maybe he's a Muslim. Maybe he's a Socialist. Maybe he doesn't have a birth certificate. But I think it's safe to assume that he does have a penis. And most men with a penis LOVE some side breasts.