Nerdy High School Senior Scores Porn Star Prom Date via Twitter
I don't know about you, but for me High School sucked. I hated the classes. I hated most of the kids. I couldn't get laid. And the few sexual experiences I did have were so bad it almost completely turned me off chicks! (Thank God I discovered the strip club and realized not all chicks are stuck-up; some of them are just drunks.)
That's why we need to make sure Mike Stone gets some.