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Have you ever had a great biscuit? Was it so delicious that it made you sing? This pastor creates magic!

A pastor recently told his New Jersey congregation a story of how he punched a kid in the chest and brought him to the Lord. Really?

Well, this is an interesting story. A Brazilian Pastor has been arrested for rape after he convinced the female members of his congregation that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit" and that the only way to receive God into their lives was through the mouth.

In a prayer before Saturday night’s NASCAR Nationwide Series race in Nashville, Tennessee, Pastor Joe Nelms name-checked several big sponsors and supporters of the sport, thanking the Almighty for things like “GM performance technology,” “Goodyear tires” — and of course his “smoking hot wife Lisa.” He wraps up the whole thing “in Jesus’ name, boogity boogity boogity, amen.”