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America's obsession with backwood, redneck hillbillies is no longer limited to popular tv shows like 'Duck Dynasty', 'Honey Boo Boo', or 'Bayou Billionaires'...it's now taking over the porn industry!

It's Monday. Your entertainment options are usually Monday Night Football and internet porn. Wouldn't it be cool if you could have both - like the chocolate and peanut butter of Reese's Cups? Well, this is your lucky night - when violence and hot chicks collide!

Porn is awesome, and being in one would also be pretty awesome. Yet watching the stuff is something we usually like to do in the comfort of our own homes. Alone. However, we all know that down in Florida, things are weird -- we recently found out that porn runs in the family.

I think it's safe to say that if you are somewhere between the age of 15 & 100, you've probably seen a porno. And once you see one, you've seen them all. (Woman (or women) gets all hot and bothered, random guy shows up, moaning ensues, then comes the money shot, repeat.) Personally, I think the best part of the porn business are the ads. They have to be super creative and ingenious to capture

Being a politician has to suck. Sure, there are some perks to working for the government, but when you’re in the public eye your entire life is completely exposed, and all your actions are up for scrutiny. Think about it-- political guys can’t even get a boner without it making news. No one has a squeaky clean past, and dirt is bound to be uncovered if you’re a dude running for office.

If you have ever watched AMC’s 'Breaking Bad' and thought to yourself: "This show would be really awesome if there were a few more hot chicks, a lot more nudity, and perhaps some hardcore action," then do we have the porn parody for you. It is called ‘Breaking Bad XXX.’

For some folks, the porn industry is a dirty, nasty, disgusting thing that is immoral and should be banned and made illegal. For others, PORN IS AWESOME! If you fall in the later category, here are some of the most interesting and entertaining Porn Parodies on the market.

World renowned actress/porn star Stormy Daniels slid over to the 99X studios moments before her huge show at the Hustler Club. Daniels knows her stuff when it comes to porn, having won hundreds of awards, not only for her skills in front of the camera, but behind as well.

Imagine this -- you record an airing of 'Lilo and Stitch' because your kids love that movie and want to watch it all the time. Now imagine that while your children are watching what you prerecorded, the screen goes fuzzy and produces a scene from a porn flick instead. Traumatizing, right? Well, this is exactly what happened to one family in Fairview, NC.

Adult film star Lexi Belle was born in Independence, LA. Fitting, since she makes us want to free something from our pants.

A clever title can really make or break a pornography film (Haha, we called it a ‘film!’) Some of the best parody titles we’ve seen have been in the porn industry: ‘A Clockwork Orgy,’ ‘Flesh Gordon,’ ‘Good Will Humping,’ ‘Inspect Her Gadget’…Okay, we’ll stop. ‘The Sperminator?’

Burning Angel founder Joanna Angel has made a mark in the adult industry that can only be described as inspiring.