stupid news

I don't know what is in the water in Florida, but it seems that EVERY insane story that makes national news comes out of the Sunshine State, and today is no different. Apparently, for some unknown reason, a topless woman in a thong went on a rampage and destroyed a McDonalds in St. Petersburg, Florida.

Well, this is an interesting story. A Brazilian Pastor has been arrested for rape after he convinced the female members of his congregation that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit" and that the only way to receive God into their lives was through the mouth.