Meet Opaque, a SuicideGirl who seeks spiritual balance, healthy living and a nice slice of pie.
Name: Opaque
Age: Unknown
Occupation: Learner of lessons
Gets me hot: Death Valley
Most humbling moment: Looking into the sky. Or at a tree
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Meet Venom, a 22-year-old Californian SuicideGirl who says her idea of a good time is to stay in and watch old movies on TV. Venom lists her occupation as being a professional human being.
Meet Lyxzen, a 26-year-old SuicideGirl from Oregon who enjoys taking photos at inappropriate times and says she spends most of her free time eating Peanut Butter Pows.
Meet AnnaLee, a 27-year-old SuicideGirl who says she likes baking cakes, ornithology and Orson Welles’ voice and that pockets make her happy.
Meet Radeo, a 22-year-old single SuicideGirl from Ohio who loves making couch forts and is sad when her remote-control boat doesn’t work.
This is a Jeff Foxworthy joke gone horribly wrong. We've all known somebody, or are somebody, that has a tattoo that they totally regret getting, but not near as badly as Larry Schofield of Benton, Illinois.
See, Larry had his e-wife's name tattooed on his arm (any tattoo artist will tell you the only names and portraits you should ever get are of your mom, dad, or your kids) that he just HAD to g
As a person addicted to getting tattoo's, I know that you NEVER put a person's name or face on your body unless it's your child, parent, grandparent, or sibling. And you especially don't put a boyfriend's or girlfriend's name or face on your body...
Meet Peatrie, a 21-year-old Canadian SuicideGirl who loves tea parties, mermaids and fluffy little kittens, but gets sad when people can’t just all be friends.