The Oscars

Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’ Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...

First let me be the first one to say I would have never thought I would see Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails in a tux, much less winning an Oscar. But the earth shifted and I be damned he won an Oscar.  I know know your asking yourself what did he do to win a "Gold Man"...