...and surprise!  I ain't the games.  Before I even get started, I'll preface this by saying I hate basketball.  Especially on the professional level.  How hard is it for an 8 foot man to drop a ball into a hoop 10 feet off of the ground????  Raise that hoop to 25 feet, and give fans paintball guns to fire at random players - now there's a game!!

Now, on to the bright side.  Even the sham called NBA basketball has cheerleaders.  BAM! There's a win!