The Speed of Light (Bulb Eating)? 33.86 Seconds. [VIDEO]
R.J. Williams of Brooklyn made his mark on history (and his gastrointestinal track) on last week (December 9th) and the world record secret service recordsetter.com were there to make sure that everything was on the up-and-up as a lightbulb went down.
According to the Huffington Post, the rules that Williams followed were simple: He had to use a standard, household light bulb; he had to eat everything excluding the metal parts; he could only use his teeth to break and eat the light bulb and he could only wash it down with water.
The video is a little dark (dammit R.J., did you have to eat the bulb that was lighting up the room?!?!?!), but even in the dimly lit room, it's obvious that sometime on December 10th, R.J. was probably picking glass shards out of a very dark place...