Valentine's Day is the day where love is in the air (and in your girlfriend). But before you go off and do something dumb like propose to your loved one, think about this: 50% of 1st marriages and 67% of 2nd marriages end in divorce and 25% of all marriages end in death (and usually not natural or as we call it "The Courtney Love Method of Separation).So, before you make a mistake that is going to cost you dearly, cut your losses and run for the hills!

But, if you're a ball-less, soulless puss who just can't bring himself to break up with his girlfriend, let Steel Panther do it for you (or at least let them give you some tips on the matter). Here's the video, good luck, and hopefully a shotgun isn't in your near future....

 

(Video courtesy of FUSE TV)