I don't know what is in the water in Florida, but it seems that EVERY insane story that makes national news comes out of the Sunshine State, and today is no different. Apparently, for some unknown reason, a topless woman in a thong went on a rampage and destroyed a McDonalds in St. Petersburg, Florida.

What causes such an action is still up for debate. Is it her insane love of PCP? Is it that she had burning desire for some soft serve ice cream? We may never REALLY know. But what we do know is that this is some amazing security cam footage! Obviously this is NSFW...enjoy at your own risk.