Remember those television aerobics shows that you used to fap to before school? Liar!!! I used to set my alarm 30 minutes before I really needed to wake up just to watch those feisty minxes bend and stretch to a lousy dance soundtrack. What mammeries! I mean memories. I had a flashback when I stumbled across this video this morning:

Any more aerobic exercise and I'll be able to crack walnuts with my right hand...Oh what the f...we're fapping it old school!