This is one of the few Unemotional Penises that we have found in video form.

While it is in a rare form, it is also rare in that it is from Salt Lake City, home of the Church of Latter Day Saints. It is partially funny that this guy has some very expressive language, but it is even more funny in that he puts his back in to it and includes a money shot at the end.

Who would have thought that mother nature could be so graphic?