Want To Bag An UnDead Hottie? Well, Check Out These Zombie Dating Sites or Hit The Strip Club
If love your women slow, dead on the inside, and willing to put anything in their mouth, you have one of two options: picking up a stripper from the 'Eager Beaver' or checking out one of the brand spanking new dating sites dedicated to Zombies!
Apparently Zombies need more than flesh to survive, they need love too. Sites like Zombie Harmony and Zombie Singles are hooking up the dead and the living a like with suitable partners for up coming Apocalypse.
So, if you enjoy loving the dead (Type O Negative style) or you just want a partner that you can beat the hell out of and not worry about jail time/winding up on Jerry Springer, then a zombie could be the perfect partner for you.