Talk about going from one extreme to the other. George Clooney's ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis was recently busted  sucking face with "Jackass" Steve-O.

Okay...I get that women get off on hanging with famous guys.  But, c'mon!  Even though George probably banged this skank like a $4.00 snare drum, surely she could find somebody that didn't get famous by cracking himself in the nads on a regular basis.  Like Puff, maybe.  If he were famous.  And not Puff.

Bottom line.  If a douche like Steve O can make time with this chick (as skeezsy as she appears), there's hope for all of us.  Except maybe Puff.  And he's got booze and a strong right hand, so he'll be fine.