First Siri was portrayed as being a serial killer, then she put that "Rock God" in his place, and now Siri murders our ears with "her" rendition of Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven." Scoopertino, a site that specializes in parodying Apple, put this together as part of a joke on iTunes.Scoopertino released a fake news release that Apple would be recording Siri singing all 12 million songs in the iTunes library.

Thank God that was a fake story, because as you'll see in the video that would be a disgrace to all music. Except Ke$ha and Justin Bieber. Siri might actually make those songs bearable.