Tired "energy" drinks that promise to help you get past that 2:30 feeling? You want a drink that is free of poop and will help you digest bricks, leather jackets, and British cuisine. Then you want Lithuanian "Vytautas" Mineral Water I have no idea what Vytautus Mineral Water is, but after watching this video I feel I must have it. I want a drink makes me sexy like a tiger in a Bugatti powered by liquified thoughts of the size of the universe.

Vytautas points out that there are two ways of living giving a fuck and not giving a fuck. Vytautas helps you give a negative fuck. Those Lithuanians are brilliant!

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