By now, nearly every adult in America knows the difference between the depraved behaviors of the drug addict hooked on a Nazi fight drug called crystal meth and the laid back demeanor of the neighborhood pothead. But just in case you find yourself confused, we recommend spending a few minutes educating yourself.

In this video, a pot plant and a piece of crystal meth duke it out in hilarious master debate about what should be legalized, marijuana or meth? Meth argues that it should be legalized for medicinal purposes, all while engaged in a lunatic episode about him standing in the bushes with a steak knife and something about needing his sister's house burned down.

Marijuana simply gets thirsty, and of course, really stoned.