Forever Alone just got a new poster child. This guy, Francis, has a major freak out while playing Magic the Gathering. Thankfully the meme gods were smiling down on this game store and someone got his meltdown on video.

Today, just wasn't Francis's day. He just KNEW he was going to be wasted by his opponent and he just couldn't take the suspense.

The best line comes at the end, "So I win right?" Yes, if you can consider having your mug all over Youtube proving you play RPG card games.

Watch the video and tell me if you can deny that Francis sounds like he's a character right out of South Park.

Tosh, please tell me you are going to get this guy on for a web redemption!

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