Who is Melanie Iglesias, and What is That Fapping Noise? [VIDEOS]

Ok, I know it's been pretty busy around here lately, with the holidays, parties, and concerts...but that is NO EXCUSE for missing out on this woman!!  I get an email from all places, Stifler at K94.5,  asking me if I've seen this chick.  I hadn't.  A Top 40 guy trumps me on a hot chick. MASSIVE FAIL!!!

Katy Perry...move over. Melanie Iglesias could be my new favorite fapalious woman.  Maybe. Don't go too far, Katy, I may need you later...