When you're at an airport, keep an eye out for people acting suspicious. You'll know them by their nervous glances, heavy breathing, and GARGANTUAN BREASTS.According to Homeland Security, there's new intelligence that suggests Al Qaeda might start trying to plant bombs in BREAST IMPLANTS. The woman with the implants would then suicide bomb using those implants.They say the terrorists could also use buttock implants for the same purpose.It sounds like a joke, but they say it's a legit threat. And while they haven't heard of any specific threat, they're keeping a special eye out for it.