A New York man  is suing his exotic dancer ex-girlfriend for allegedly stealing and hiding his sperm to get pregnant.

Joseph Pressil, a resident of Long Island, concocted the bizarre story only to try to gain full custody of his and Anetria "Sugar" Burnett's four-year-old twins, the attorney, Derek Deyon, told the New York Post Saturday.

"He injected her with hormone shots," Deyon said. "How could he not know? They were in a relationship and were trying to get pregnant the old-fashioned way, and they couldn't."

Plus, the lawyer said, the clinic required a sample of the father's blood and the procedure was paid for with Pressil's insurance and credit card.

Pressil, 36, of Elmont, N.Y., has filed suit, saying he was shocked to learn Burnett, 34, was pregnant since he had always worn protection.

Jason Gibson, Pressil's lawyer, said Burnett would take his client's used condoms to a fertility clinic in a bid to stay in Pressil's Texas home and be entitled to half of his possessions.

But Burnett's attorney said his client is no sperm-burglar.

And I believe it! From my experience with strippers, they usually aren't sperm burglars but more of sperm depositories; kind of like a sperm dumpster.

To remind you how lovely strippers are, here is a video...