10 Things You Should Never Say to Someone From Shreveport

I've lived in the Shreveport / Bossier City (SBC) area for a few years now, and I love it.  A few things have become more clear the longer I have lived here, I guess that's my "ratchet" setting in.

In an effort to soften the blow for any newbies that may have moved in recently, or for those who have live here for a while and just can't seem to make heads or tails of this area - I have compiled a list of 10 things you should never say to someone from the SBC.  Keep in mind, I'm still learning.  If I have missed the mark, or forgotten a crucial phrase that needs to be included - I'm all ears!  Just include your suggestion in a comment and I will add it to the list!

That being said (or typed), these are the phrases nobody living on either side of the Red River want to hear.