So I am watching Fox News yesterday and what do I see?

"'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer' Promotes Bullying". Seems as though this Special Ed teacher George Giuliani. He has a book out called "No More Bullying At The North Pole"

As I was watching, this brainiac gave such quotes as, "Santa has ten policies that are very unfair, and Mrs. Claus sets out to correct those policies, and what you just saw, where Rudolph is being treated very very badly, and that should never happen,"


"What they're doing to him is to say that Comet is the coach, and Comet is saying to the children, don't ever play with this reindeer ever again," he said. "And he tells him to go home and he bullies him and he mocks him. That should never happen."

Here is the truth, George Guiliani is a retard. People like this are up to one thing, trying to pussify the kids of today. Sorry, but life is unfair and sometimes people don't like you. You can't force someone to like you. If you do, you dislike that person more.

You can't be liked by everyone, if that was the case, Chevy Chase would still have a late night talk show, Fringe would be the # 1 TV show and Donald Trump would be President...(well, he may still try, but that is for another day).

Here is another truth, kids are sometimes just plain mean pains in the ass to each other. They are kids. Was I picked on, sure. Did I pick on others? Sure. It is part of being a kid. And now we have this douche nozzle trying to take away another Christmas staple in our lives. They have already taken away the ability for a lot of service industry workers to say "Merry Christmas".

I see it this way, I like Rudolph and I like the fact that Rudolph got his ass kicked. He should. He was a pussy. But just like most people who get the ass kicked (me included), we have 2 choices, act like a bitch and cry about it and run to Mommy or change your station in life and do something to better yourself. Rudolph did, he pulled Santa's Sleigh.

Ya, Take that, Comet, you slap-dick.

This is a story about making yourself better and finding your way, when things go wrong. Santa isn't stupid. After all he knows when you have been bad or good, right. He knows that Comet was an asshole, which is why Rudolph was the one leading the pack.

So, in the end, it is a story, Mr. Guilani, get over it.

So now that I have lowered myself to discussing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, I give you this as a diversion: