Apparently, In Rock and Roll, You Just Can’t Use The F-Word

Well, it would seem that once again I'm getting screwed by the long dong of Corporate Rule, as a new mandate states that we can't cuss in any of our online posts any more. Which I guess would be okay, but not only did they take the "7 Dirty Words" off the table, but they also added a ton of other words that are ok for radio and TV but not for our websites.

I know this sounds insane. And that's probably because it is (Leave it to Corporate America to remind us the FCC isn't THAT bad). In short, this new policy (per their guidelines) fellates a large, flaccid penis.

So, no more calling Saving Abel a bunch of pussies, no more saying a song rocks balls, nothing. It's all gone. Their idea is that this is going to be (and this is 100% a direct quote) "where ‘highbrow’ meets ‘lowbrow.’" Personally, I think this is where douche bag meets douche nozzle, but that's just me.

Anyway, this is going to be a major adjustment for me, which is why I need your help. I need to come up with a new vocabulary that fits into this new corporate mandate so I can say all the things I want to say without getting into trouble. Below is a brief list of words they don't want us using any more...Help us out so we can all give a big Fuh...kiss to the the Corporate world.  Thanks!

• The "F Word" (there can't be asterisks or dashes either so no f-ks or f*ks are allowed)
• The S-Word
• B  bs
• P ss
• C   k
• P   y
• Sex

There are a million other words and phrases we can use any more, so lend a hand and help your favorite radio station out. For a little motivation, I'll leave you with George Carlin.