Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
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This woman is on a serious winning streak.
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Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
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And you thought pineapple on pizza was controversial.
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Hurricane Irma may do damage to Florida, but it can't destroy the human spirit.
Tom Brady Was Mercilessly Heckled on Twitter After Opening Night Loss
Tom Brady got crushed by the Chiefs. Then, he got crushed again.
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We all have to pay the bills and whatever we have left over, we use toward entertainment... And what better way to entertain yourself than by hunkering down with a good movie?