Mike Adams
Students Forced to Trim Teacher’s Pubic Hair
It should always been considered suspicious when a cut rate beauty school charges a person up the yang hole to attend their classes, and then upon cashing their check, hands them a set of clippers and insists they shave the instructor’s pubes prior to expelling them for no good reason.
Cops in China Mistake Sex Doll For a Corpse
When taking into consideration the unfortunate perils of the illegal sex trade, it should come as no surprise that sometimes a rescue effort is needed to recover a dead body found floating face down in a river. But, when a massive recovery effort only uncovers an inflatable sex toy, we feel like the signs of the times are pointing towards greater things.
The U.S. Government Cracks Down on Penis Pump Fraud
Well guys, the jig is up!
The federal government is now challenging the legitimacy of American impotency by investigating a near 500 percent increase in Medicare payments for penis pumps over the last decade.
According to the Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services, the annual spending on pecker erector sets has gone up from $7...
Texas Strip Clubs Now Have a $5 ‘Pole Tax’
Strip club patrons in Houston, Texas are getting the shaft – or the pole.
Woman’s Butt Gets Fired Up by a Hot Rocket
When Kairee Goodin took a trip out to the Mojave Desert back in June 2010, to attend an amateur rocket festival, she expected it to be hot – but what she didn’t expect is a high powered rocket to leave her entire backside looking like something from the Elephant Man.