Staff Writer

The young lady at the center of this card speaks for so many of us.

All those long lines can drive you mad on Black Friday, but you know what can drive you even more bonkers? No lines at all.

Worried about unbuttoning the pants so your stomach won't explode after gobbling up all that turkey this Thanksgiving? Now you don't have to.

There's scary. Then, there's this.

When you blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you may want to wish that everyone around you remains healthy.

It's tough enough to deal with a boss who drives you batty, but learning the lingo may require overtime.

Kids really do say the darnedest things.

This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.

This is not what they mean when they say "flip phone."

A woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.

Talk about your crowded roadways.

Potholes are not the biggest threats on the roadway.