Bad Tattoo Wednesday: Mr. Cool Ice

First off Mr. Cool Ice isn't.

How can you tell? Let's look at the picture and draw conclusions:

Here are the problems:

• Chances are he gave himself the nickname
• Mr. Cool Ice sounds too much like Vanilla Ice...and that is NEVER cool
• He looks like a nerdy douche
• What do skeletons and the name Mr. Cool Ice have to do with one another? Answer: NOTHING!!!!!
• (Insert your own conclusions)