Bobby Jindal’s New Campaign Slogan Is Ridiculous!

Yup...that's it. Tanned, rested and ready. Where do I even BEGIN to break this down. Look, if he wants to play the race card for national appeal, fine. But, if you're going to play that card, I think he should use his ACTUAL name Piyush. If you want to own your heritage, own it!

But, this is the thing that drives me absolutely nuts: rested. RESTED?!? Really...you are going with RESTED? The only reason you are rested is because you've failed to do anything as Governor!

We went from having a surplus of money and a possible future to being so far in the hole I don't know when the state will see light again. Under him, we've done nothing but take a crap on our educational system and become the laughing stock of the rest of the country. When Mississippi can make fun of you, there is something seriously wrong!

And ready? The only thing you are ready for is your quick trip back into obscurity where you belong.

Anyway, Bobby boy wants us to join his cause.  Well, if the cause is laughing at your presidential chances, sign me up! I honestly think I have a better shot at winning than Bobby. And I already have a campaign slogan and poster in the can!