Crazy Asian TV Commercial of the Day: 7-UP
How likely is this?
Sitting with your friends and this fugly chick walks by and you start daydream about dating and porking this disgusting lump of goo, then she comes to your door with child...and well...just watch the damn thing. It is ridiculous.
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