Do You Check Your Receipts? You Should [PIC]

So I am the kind of dick who will stand in line or sit in the drive through to check my order against the receipt. For one major reason, to quote Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon:

I even check my order when I go inside and order at the counter,as you will see:

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The Farting Charge...$1 per air biscuit
So let me get this right, you drink beer and you naturally have to fart anyway. but $1 per fart? Seriously? 2 Farting charges? But wait...if you are paying for it, so that mean they are farting? if the employees fart, I want to work there. I will be happy to do it for free.
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$3 for Insect Eggs
Um...what kind of insects? If it is Bed Bugs, something tells me, you are getting more than you are paying for. What a bargain.
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$50 for Nothing
Now I have heard of getting something for nothing, but getting nothing for something, that is a new one.
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A wife for only $3.99?
It may only cost you $3.99 up front, but you will pay for it later. Believe me, you will pay for it.
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Iced Blood only $2
Makes you wonder, how much was Charlie Sheen paying for his Tiger's Blood. I am assuming that this is the generic version.
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I have heard of a generic discount, but one specific to Cockroaches?

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