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When some Texas community leaders were creating the name for their perfect town or city they never would have thought that the name they would end up giving it would or could end up being considered sounding dirty or almost naughty.

As you know Texas is the second-largest state in the United States, right behind Alaska. With more than 268,000 square miles of land in the state, there is a ton of space for cities, towns, villages, and unincorporated communities to pop up anywhere. When it comes to the number of cities and towns, Texas has more than 1200 incorporated cities among the 254 counties in the state.

With so many names, there's bound to be some that would make that inner teenager inside you chuckle just a time or two. Yeah, we're tapping into our less mature side with this one and letting that inner teenager laugh a little more at these Texas town names that sound a little dirty or perverted. These names are on the roadside signs marking their city limits and are scattered throughout the state with a couple of them even being here in East Texas.

My apologies early on to our East Texas residents of Edgewood, Tool, Cumby, and Forney. Yeah, you made the list that's made us laugh a time or two inside! Now, if this list is going to offend you, quickly scroll past it and we'll get you to the safest neighborhoods in Tyler and what Longview residents love about their city.

For those who want that inner teenager to laugh for a bit, check out the following gallery.

Texas Cities And Towns That Will Make That Young Teenager In You Laugh A Bit

Yeah, we're tapping into our less mature side with this one and letting that inner teenage boy laugh a little more at these Texas town names that sound a little dirty or perverted.

Gallery Credit: Lucky Larry, Mix 93-1

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Gallery Credit: Billy Jenkins

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Granted a few of these exotics are regulated and will require permits.