In all the years I've been attending establishments that provide adult entertainment I've learned one very important thing...that men are dumb. Myself included. We get a bit liquored up and all of a sudden our brains quit working. Its a sad truth.

So, if you plan on hitting the Deja Vu Hustler Club (or another establishment that deals in this particular form of entertainment) here are  some valuable tips that will make you look cool. Because who wants to look like a douche canoe in front of the pretty, naked ladies?