Shreveport Loses their ‘Southerner Card’ in Five Words or Less

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Every once in a while, we love to play games online/on-air that show off our southern ingenuity. That's why we asked Shreveport-Bossier City residents to sound off on how to lose your 'southerner card' in five words or less!

This all started on Facebook when I saw the prompt for folks to submit an answer to the question, 'Lose your "Southerner Card" in five words or less.' Never one to back down from a challenge, I decided to post that question to my personal profile and you didn't disappoint! The creativity you threw down was darn right impressive and hilarious. Keep in mind, these folks don't actually feel this way, they're being funny. We all know that dogging the SEC or drinking unsweet tea around these parts will get you in trouble quickly!

Here are a few of our favorite responses:

Charles Brakeville
SEC football is overrated!!!

Stephanie Ivey Bliss
I use a premade roux!

Nico Manshack
Tony Chachere's is 🗑.

Deidre England
I don't like sweet tea.

Traci King Pate
Waffle House sucks.

Michelle Moore Thomas
What is hot water cornbread?!

Pam Harris Griffith
I don’t like gravy.

Thomas Smith
Crawfish sucks.

Michelle Lee
I don't believe in A/C.

Gary Watson
I voted for Obama… TWICE!

Sherry Roche
I hate BBQ.

Elizabeth Herriage
How do you pronounce Natchitoches???

Kim Payne Ebey
I prefer Mr. Pibb (not Dr. Pepper)

Robbie Hughes
Open containers suck.

D Peter Maus
NASCAR isn’t racing.

Mishka Valentina Jensen
It's called a shopping cart!

Steve Castello
I only watch college lacrosse.

Barrie Stephenson
I don’t do spicy.

Sandy Franks
I'd rather have quiche, please.

Casey Smith
Crayfish.

Casey Smith
Boudin is gross.

Mary Louise Texada
Pee-can pie.

Michael G. Levesque
TWO WORDS: CANNED GUMBO!!

Susan Shirley Walker
We don’t need guns.

Michelle Madden
Throw out that bacon grease!

John McCorkle
Greatest Football Conference- Big Ten.

Kimberly Carathers
Chic-Fil-A is nasty.

Stewart Rose
Cast iron skillets in dishwasher!

Mike McDougal
I hate Southern Maid Donuts.

Austin Beard
I hate hunting and fishing.

John Kelly
George Strait can’t sing.