Mainus Is Itching For A Submission — MMA Fighter Has Worst Name On The Planet [FBHW]

I thought I had a bad name for jokes (my last name is Bohner... mispronounced as "boner.")  But I got nothing on MMA fighter Danny Mainus (mispronounced as "my anus.")  Famous MMA commentator, Michael Schiavello, didn't dwell on the fact that the fighter's name was Mainus.  But he did use the incorrect pronunciation of his name, which lead to some awesome statements during the fight.

Some of the highlights from the announcer include:

"Mainus getting beaten on"
"Mainus is relaxed here"
"There is a cut on Mainus"

Listen to what Free Beer and Hot Wings had to say about Danny Mainus below.

I think we all know, my anus is consistently a loser. - Free Beer