New Candidate For President

Seems that this election year the choices are many, but I think we should always remember we can always have a write in candidate. My suggestion is a winner. Someone who could always win an election, if it were held in Japan, as we could call it Erection Day.

My vote is for Ron Jeremy. He has the right attitude, he isn't a clean-cut candidate. He is someone who is ready to take one for the team. He is the kind of guy who rubs one out when there is a crisis. He isn't afraid to show the world his ass (and his junk). He is willing to expose himself and others at a moment's notice.  He knows how to fix the economy, because he always delivers the money-shot, just as things are climaxing.  I think we can respect a guy like this.