Punxsutawney Phil Is A Big Fat Liar

Yesterday was Groundhog Day, and for only only the 16th time in 114 years Punxsutawney Phil didn't see his shadow.  That's supposed to mean an early spring.  I say he's a LIAR!!It's so cold that testicles have become ovaries all over the country, and Punxsutawney Phil would have us believe we're in for an early spring. Don't buy into his lies!

According to the Washington Post, Punxsutawney Phil has only been right 39% of the time in the 125 years they've kept records of the most pointless holiday, Groundhog Day.

I say we start a new regime and revolt against this folk legend, Punxsutawney Phil. I mean really who started this tradition?  And they say we're nuts for eating crawfish.

Washington Post