So This Is How Everyone Else Chooses An Apartment! [VIDEO]

So I'm in the market for new living quarters...and I'm trying to find a place in all the usual places - the newspaper, Craig's List, realtors. The problem is, I can't make up my mind what I'm looking for. House with a yard (for the dog)? Apartment downtown (no pesky DUIs after leaving the WWarehouse at 3 am)? Pool (for me)? Garage? Well, today I discovered that I'm making things more difficult than they should be. I can only assume that this is how everyone BUT ME chooses an apartment...