As it turns out, her upset tummy had nothing to do with cunning tactician and amazing cook General Tso, but was actually a sign that the issue had started 37 weeks earlier.
Like every parent, my wife and I tried to find the perfect names for our two daughters. Unlike some families there was no pressure to honor our progenitors by naming them after anyone in particular. And we didn't want to saddle them with something completely unintelligible like Wynonne, which just happens to be my wife's name...