black swan

Nobody wants to be in a movie with someone who has NO consideration for other people in the theater. But, you've never contemplated SHOOTING some jerk who was more into audibly shoving popcorn in his mouth than watching the movie. We'll then you're not this guy.

The first Saturday Night Live episode of the new year aired over the weekend, with host Jim Carrey kicking up the comedy in an otherwise uneven season. Carrey, a sketch comedy vet from his In Living Color days, brought the funny to a parody of acclaimed Natalie Portman film Black Swan with ludicrous dancing that took the melodramatic Oscar contender down a few "barres:"