OK, so the Cami Secret has been around for a year or two, so "introducing" is taking some literary freedom. But even a year or two down the road, it's still the worst invention ever. However, this may be the funniest, bladder-emptying commercial parody I've ever seen!
Not only is May 4 the day of the Cuatro de Mayo Party, but it's also Star Wars Day. What better way to celebrate the movies that made me wish I could turn off the light switch from across the room than with hot chicks wearing Star Wars costumes?
What man doesn't enjoy having his face buried in between a set of enormous knockers from time to time? Well, except when those monstrous protuberances go rogue and end up being the last thing you ever see.
I like sweater stretchers. So, to celebrate those heaving mounds in their natural state of being, here are pics of them doing what they do best: tempting our every desire. Enjoy! And if you have any pics of your own, send them to Puffon99X@gmail.com
It was big news this week when word hit the street that President Barack Obama was a follower of Celebrity Sideboob on Twitter. Why the big surprise? Maybe he's a Muslim. Maybe he's a Socialist. Maybe he doesn't have a birth certificate. But I think it's safe to assume that he does have a penis. And most men with a penis LOVE some side breasts.
Most of my days are spent doing ACTUAL work. But sometimes, that stuff gets old. So, instead of doing something constructive with my time, I stare at half-naked women. I'm not proud of it, but it helps me get through the day. So, to help make this sham look legitimate, here are some of the pictures I've been mindlessly staring at for the past hour or so. Enjoy!