One new law that went into effect on January 1st will make it illegal for public schools to suspend students in 1st - 5th grade for "willfully defying teachers or administrators."
Congratulations to an entire troop of Cub Scouts, who just earned a merit badge for seeing boobs.
Trust us, kids. It could have been many, many years before you earned that badge otherwise.
There have been stories where a person was accidentally dumped into the back of a garbage truck and crushed inside it, which is always an unfortunate story.
This guy, though, was dumped into the back of a garbage truck because he was going through a dumpster, but was lucky enough to not be crushed.
Chances are that if you drive a brand new $60,000-plus BMW M4, people are probably going to think that you're a douche already.
Sure, that's probably unfair, but that's just the way it goes.
So, if you're lucky enough to drive one of those really nice cars, you should probably do what you can to just be cool.